when bloggers die do they go to blogger heaven?

dear junta,
i was recently enlightned that you have to "blog" regularly.i mean add new things to ur blog, generating more pages,more comments and all that.Being a born lazy(i even refused to cry when i was born due to laziness) it would be an uphill task for a downhill train( u liked the phrase i just made it).well i will try my best coz just herd/seen the adline

" When was the last time that you did something for the First time"
hope to do this time.